Talk back Kid!

Me: Letitia go eat your lunch.

L: I don't want to eat, it doesn't look good and smell good. What you going to do about it?

Me: David do something about your daughter before I smack her!

D: Say sorry to mummy and eat your lunch!

L: Sorry mummy!

Me: Why are you such a naughty girl?

L: I don't think its a problem!

Kill me please! I can't imagine when she is 14. Perhaps this is retribution. Maybe it's just because she is my daughter and a smart alec. Or it could just be that kids have been talking back since the begining of mankind.

Alka Selzer! Get me one! make it a double.

Poker face 4 year old

Maid: Mdm, Letitia woke up at 2.45am ask me to bring her to the toilet. 4.30am she wake up again ask me ask if Mummy is awake. She say got cough cannot sleep. 6.20am she come to the kitchen again ask if Mummy is awake.

Me: Letitia why did you wake up so many times last night? You can go to the toilet yourself. Stop waking Elok up in the middle of the night.

Letitia: NO! I didn't!

Me: Are you sure?

Letitia: Yes mummy.